2 reviews by Boe Jiden..
Ariel the Little Mermad

2020-11-18
From: Boe Jiden
Comments: I remember back in 1704 when I touched a Mermad cock and it squirted a full gallon of clam chowder on my bum ass. That was the best football game I've ever seen in all my years as a...a...oh you kn...you know the thing...

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Ariel the Little Mermad

2020-11-18
From: Boe Jiden
Comments: C'mon man! You know the election is officially over when CNN calls it! I'd like to thank all the deceased Americans for supporting me in this election. I shall do my best to support them in return by applying face suffocation devices to currently living citizens so they can join the deceased majority.

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